Alright, last post/update/page/whatever for the night.
So I got an @ mention on the Tweety tonight.
— JUICIES (@juicies_com) August 26, 2014
Then I replied.
.@juicies_com Spam fail, fucktards. No coupon code in your tweet or any of your other recent tweets. Go kiss a speeding freight train.
— War on Idiots (@WaronIdiots) August 26, 2014
Seriously, if you’re going to spam a ton of Tweety accounts because you have an app or a bot that searches random hashtags (tonight it was probably #Emmys) and then tweets at users who have used that hashtag, at least set your bot to correctly tweet at people so you can actually give them the discount you’re trying to promote. Otherwise, your “company” that employs cheap foreign labor that produces products with a children’s flesh content above the FDA allowed guidelines only looks like a bunch of fuckups who failed so horribly at life that you have to rely on an unreliable method of advertising your shit product that’s overpriced for shit quality.
Also, if you really want to impress me, go make more products than just a fucking 4-foot lightning to USB connector, because I do not, and never will, own an iPhone. Make a mini-USB cable and I’ll raise an eyebrow, but I won’t buy from your waste of a dotcom domain and un-air-conditioned warehouse space that houses $.35 per day laborers making your joke of a product.